After the Twenty-Minute Draft PR: Obie on "Meat Proxies," and the Step He Admits He Never Took

Sitting at a friend's computer, Obie Fernandez went from one profane prompt to a draft PR and five Jira epics in twenty minutes, then took his friend's self-deprecating "meat proxy" and turned it on anyone who just converts other people's decisions into code. But he later admitted that nothing that night ever proved anything important had gotten better. That self-correction puts the brakes on all the speed.